I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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