i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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