Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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