Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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