Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Randomize
