My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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