I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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