i just google imaged poop.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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