He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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