guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
