awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
wow bdsm is so cute
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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