Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She needs sedatives and a leash
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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