Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Randomize
