This show inspires me to have sex in space
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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