I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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