Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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