Are we in a gay sports bar?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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