i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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