508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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