we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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