There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Randomize
