I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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