what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
there is glitter all over my balls
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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