Ambien. No doubt about it.
Your dad touched me again.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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