Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
