I don't think brook has ever known best
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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