Non-Jews are for practice
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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