Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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