It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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