K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Less talking, more tequila
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
