what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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