singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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