i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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