Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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