Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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