why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
