i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Green mimosas i think yes
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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