I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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