everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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