its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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