No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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