Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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