I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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