I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
