i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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