hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
