It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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