Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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