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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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