Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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