you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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