I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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