we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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